June 2011
Guess who passed their driving test today ;D
FUCK YEAH, THAT WOULD BE ME, ONLY THREE MINORS BABY! So as soon as I get insurance (hopefully this will take no more than a week!) I’ll be out in my pussywagon micra, fuck yeah it’s purple and it’s name is wally (like wheres wally yeahhh) and i’m driving to the services and getting a starbucks. FUCKING YEAH.
I apologise for all the swearing I’ve gotten worse lately.
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May 2011
guess who's a massive idiot?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
April 2011
Im actually so shocked that I still have this many...
it’s amazing, you guys are awesome <3
and i’m so lame.
BUT I do post on my personal blog, yoitzaudz.tumblr.com
and you can speak to me there or on twitter (@AudreySaurus) or leave me a question on here although it might take me a lifetime to answer it :)
LAV YOU GUYS<3
Anonymous asked: naomi's dead.
soteambieber asked: follow me back now else i'll unfollow you.
lol-i'm just kidding. follow me back? PLEAAAAAAASE?!<3
lol-i'm just kidding. follow me back? PLEAAAAAAASE?!<3
liamfuckingpayne asked: love your blog <3
Anonymous asked: love love love your fanfic !! when are you gonna write more? :))) xx
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libbylolbrown asked: follow me please
Feel like a total bitch right now.
wastedcompliments asked: Hey i just watched your urban outfitters SUCK anorexia is not a joke.video and you're awsome , i totally agreed with you, Your blog is really cool too, follow me back? xxxxx
Strike out everything you've done. →
1. Had a beer. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Read a George Orwell book. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a...
It's TMI tuesday
so click here and ask me
personal questions
sexual questions
awkward questions
have you evers
would you rathers
for advice
anything you like.
Anon, not anon, whatever, i’m just bored! :)
So uh yeah epic party last night
love drunk people :’)
And Gemma and Bradley finally became official.
And Jenny got on yet another guy whose name begins with J. (this maybe completely useless or whatever to you, but we noticed recently that Jenny seems to only get with people whose names begin with J…Jo, Jamie, Josh, Joe, Jason….)
And I met some nice new people. Boy people. ;)
And this morning was really...
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March 2011
No? Still being ignored on here?
Going back to my personal then, at least I’d rather be ignored by my actual friends. If you care, my personal is yoitzaudz.tumblr.com
LOL I log back on for one minute and lose a...
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions.
Go for it. As if anybody actually will though :’)
at first i wrote “as if I’ll get any” but that just sounds…yeah :’)
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Hey guys, just so y'all know, I'm not dead :)
I recently started using my personal blog more so follow me on there if you miss me :’)
I thought I’d come back on here for a bit though :)
x
Anonymous asked: hey, it's naomi.. i miss you :(((((( <3
Anonymous asked: Do you know why Amy deleted her blog? :/
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thanks xx
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thanks xx
Anonymous asked: what were naomi and amy's blogs called?
The awkward moment...
When your school are providing chlamydia tests for everyone that is sexually active and you should probably do one but you can’t because you don’t want your friends to find out that you’ve had sex…
I think i'm gonna back to my personal tumblr.
I miss my friends. Like, my actual friends. I dont have any on here now both naomi AND amy have deleted.
see you.
Neighohme deleted her tumblr :(
so now ive lost both of my tumblr besties :’(
Taaken 8 shots. troloooooooooooooooooooooooool.
1directionxo:
badman talking about my alcohol addddiction.
Aha, this sounds like me, except I did like three in a minute :’)
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pleaseeee? :)
Anonymous asked: have you ever jumped from the top of the stairs? have you ever drank ketchup?
Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
REBLOG and i'll put 2 random messages in your ask...
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
A 1d fan was violently attacked by their ex a couple of days ago.
An old acquaintance of mine was stabbed in my town this morning.
The Libyan government are killing people in their masses.
And we’re being threatened by natural disasters like earthquakes and tsunamis all over the world.
I got bored so i made chocolate cornflake cakes.
S’really easy, you just melt some golden syrup in a saucepan on a low heat, stir in some hot chocolate powder (NOT cocoa, that makes it taste disgusting), then turn off the heat and stir in some cornflakes until theyre all covered in the cholate golden syrup, and spoon into cake cases, cool in the fridge, et VOILA! Chocolate cornflake cakes, takes 10 minutes to do and tastes great :)
Just found out that someone i went to primary and...
got stabbed today :/
The creator of Pokemon died in the Japanese...
RIP Satoshi Tajiri
Everytime I find a car I like for a decent price
I check out how my the car insurance might be and i’m like “oh…too much….” :(
WHY IS CAR INSURANCE SO EXPENSIVE? :(
Cant afford it :(
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